2007-05-18 22:02:43 · 24 answers · asked by Skull 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pizza deliveries stop at traffic lights and ambulances never.
2007-05-18 22:08:46 · update #1
Actually, Pizzas come exactly 15 mins before the ambulance.
The pizza place has a statistical expert who will calculate the average onset time of seizure, stroke, heart attack or acid reflux after consuming the pizza in a (standard) 120 customers. Then the pizza place sets up a deal with the nearest hospital. The ambulance arrives 15 mins (5 mins consumption time, 10 mins onset period) after the pizza. One ambulance per area for timing reasons.
2007-05-18 22:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either the ambulance guys are having a party and eating pizza while the call is made or........
Where do you live? The pizza guys around here do not stop at lights! Fly like maniacs. most of the cars they drive are all banged up!
2007-05-19 02:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question. Not too long ago, I had an older gentlemen have a seizure in our restaurant. We called the ambulance and it took at least 15 minutes when they are literally next door to us!!! I told the people working for me that if something happened to me, don't call the ambulance, just stuff me into their car and run me down to the hospital. I'd get there a lot faster!!!
2007-05-18 22:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by debdini 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, the ambulence dudes have 2 wait 4 their pizza first before they can go. if ur order was first then urs comes first, meanwhile the amulence dudes have 2 wait for the oven space, delivery guy e.t.c.
2007-05-18 22:07:54 · answer #4 · answered by Deadpool 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the pizza is delivering something warm and the ambulance is picking up something cold?
2007-05-18 22:06:30 · answer #5 · answered by blakereik 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good observation! Pizza delivery men can get "a topping." I've never seen an EMS guy in a porn movie.
2007-05-18 22:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Luch d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A delivery boy can't "deliver" in an ambulance....
2007-05-18 22:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
because pizzas are delivered to us by those delivry boys on scooter, they dont come in big ambulance sized vans
2007-05-18 23:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
commercial, it is how they consume so which you will desire to talk. plus it a brilliant open industry and that's that they attitude to get our money. The latter tho, they're the only ones on the city, a monopoly and that i assume they say they gets there while they do. in the event that they had some opposition, i guess they may be lighter on they ft. the hearth branch continually come first tho, hint, call them.
2016-11-24 23:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you tip the pizza delivery, if you want granny to make it maybe you should tell the dispatcher there's a 20 in it if they hurry! lol
2007-05-18 22:06:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋