Best one I ever said was to an ex..I said I know you've got nothing to say..you should try it more often!
2007-05-18 21:36:21 · 7 answers · asked by Marilyn's Sister 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think the best one I ever came back with was at a club, and I worked up the courage to ask a woman to dance. She looked at her "friends", back at me and said: " No, I'm fussy ". I looked her straight in the eye and said, " I'm not, that's why I asked you ! " One of her friends laughed at her and us two had a perfectly wonderful evening together.
2007-05-20 09:03:44 · answer #1 · answered by The Count 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My x's best friend always disliked me, for no particular reason, she was just a spiteful person.
We went out with her just before we split up and after I made a joke to try and lighten the mood the friend thing said to the whole table, "This is what annoys about him, he's says such out of order things, if I were going out with him I would have to poison his food!". I retorted by saying, "Darling if I were going out with you, I'd have to eat it!"
Love your quip by the way, nice one!
2007-05-19 05:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice comeback! i had a good one when our new secretary joined the company & she wanted me 2 go buy her coffee from a place right behind our building (i'm an engineer! plus i have no time.), i kept working on my pc & didnt even look at her then said: get it urself. doesnt sound that 'wow', but where i come from, its like i slapped her in the face!
2007-05-19 04:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once said to an ex friend "if you're gonna make up stories make it a good one, so people will believe you....stupid!".
2007-05-19 04:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Meeya 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a guy in my english class was talking about these advertisements that advertise.. prostitutes. he said"you don't know what these look like, do you?"to me.
it made me mad because i'm a girl and i hate guys who talk dirty in front of me.
so i said,"well, you collect them, so i can learn from you, right?"
2007-05-19 04:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by wordsofapoet 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i told my ex ( 10 years younger than me) "you may be young and beautiful but beauty fades and you have nothing within you to sustain you, you'll be withered and barren by the time your 30"............and so he was!
2007-05-19 04:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when my ex was calling a hooker
to which I replied "Well your mistress is getting $20,000 a month from you, so one of us is a hooker, but its not me", so when next time she tells you "I love you" interpret it as "I love your money".
I never seen him so angry
2007-05-19 04:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋