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My neighbor Banjo and his cult are having a barbeque and it smells really odd to me. The animal on the barbeque (I can see it from the window) is shaped really strange, like a person. I think they are cannibals what should I do?

2007-05-18 16:48:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

why are you looking in my yard? you freak!yes I am a cannibla! but its none of your damn business!dont be so judgmental, your probably just mad because I wont eat you!!

2007-05-18 16:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

If you find out they are in fact having a human flesh barbeque,be sure to let me know! I have always wondered what human meat tastes like. Chicken? Beef?

2007-05-18 16:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by Fang 4 · 1 0

Well if you don't want to be the next one cooked up, do a bit of research first. Don't call the police...YET. You do see any other strange behavior from them? Are they just weird all around? Maybe you should move...

Oh yeah, if I knew what human meat cooking smelled like, I'd be just like them. Yuck. I don't even want to think about it. Dang...too late...ewww

2007-05-18 16:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Banjo and his cannibal cult? i'd run like hell before they start looking for tomorrows breakfast.

2007-05-18 16:58:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

yes, definitely call the humane society. tell them your story, and that you are kind of concerned about it. they should be able to point you in the right direction. does your neighbor do this often?

2007-05-18 16:55:18 · answer #5 · answered by msl43 2 · 0 0

I bet it smells like burnt marshmallows, huh? Call cannibal control...they can help!!!

2007-05-18 16:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by higherlovetx 5 · 0 0

call the Humane Society

2007-05-18 16:50:23 · answer #7 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 3 2

Aha!

So you ARE recruiting for them.

Readers: Do NOT go over there thinking you're
going to "help"!! Your only help will be adding
to their stew.

>>laugh-track not provided...

2007-05-18 16:52:07 · answer #8 · answered by rockman 7 · 1 0

Ask them if you can have some. Human is not that bad.

2007-05-18 16:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by The Filipino Aaron 1 · 1 0

Freakin' eh! I would go over there and take a bite!

2007-05-20 15:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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