Anyone share stupid customers story?

Answer 1

I got the best stupid customer questions right here!

A great new item just came out, in this case will say it's Madden football for playstation. So you are working the video game department and customers walk up, excuse me do you have any Madden football games for playstation I didn't see any up on the display shelf? Then you the employee replies "no sorry, we are all sold out". So then what happens, you get this quesiton! "Well do you have more in the back" You calmly say, "no we sure don't sorry"

But here is what you want to really say " Oh yeah see that's what we do at this store, any time a number one selling game is out and flying off the shelves, we keep ALL OF THEM IN THE BACK, so you and the 50 thousand other customers can't buy them and we lose lots of money and go out of business and I LOSE MY JOB!!!

Oh and don't forget this one, you have a bin of items and it is called the DOLLAR bin and has a big price tag six fee tall in the air, and you have to get asked how much are the items in this bin sir? So you politely say "they are all one dollar each" but what you really wanted to say was "Look here EINSTEIN, I am going to assume if the bin has BIG BOLD LETTERS that state D-O-L-L-A-R BIN, that everything is one dollar each!

Answer 2

Hmmmm.........he wasn't really a customer, but here's my story anyways.


My uncle was working on remodeling a 24 hr. Wal-Mart. He asked the woman at the service desk why there were two doors coming in and only one door going out. He then stated that maybe more people came into the store than left the store.
A couple hours later he walked by the service desk again and the woman stopped him. She told him that she had been watching and that indeed there were more people entering the store than there were people leaving.

Answer 3

Sort of a customer.... she was a patient.

So a co-worker takes a women to the dressing room to change for a mammogram. She shows her the lockers and the dressing room and tells her to put on a gown. The women opens the locker and complains because she can't fit INTO the locker! LOLOL The fool was actually stepping into the locker! We laughed all day about that.

Answer 4

This one lady wanted to substitute a different kind of cheese on her sandwich. I read all of the choices to her that were on the cash register. I believe they were cheddar, provolone, swiss, and mozzarella. She said, "ok, let's do mozzarella" so I put it in. Then when she got her food, apparently she was angry and complained to the manager, saying that she wanted pepper jack cheese. She also said that I had told her that we had pepper jack. Of course, we didn't have it, which is why it wasn't on the register. I also did NOT tell her we had that and she didn't ever even ask for it! I don't know if she was on drugs, retarded, or maybe she was just one of those people who likes to find anything to complain and make a fuss about.

Then there was another lady who just didn't bother to read the menu to see what came on her sandwich. She ordered a sandwich that comes with goat cheese, and she didn't tell me to substitute any different kind of cheese. When she got her sandwich, she brought it back and said she was allergic to goat cheese and needed a different kind. I couldn't believe that someone with food allergies wouldn't take the time to read the menu and make sure the food she's ordering doesn't have stuff she's allergic to on it! That's just a great example of pure stupid!!

Answer 5

I was working at a convenience store years ago (so I could get paid for studying basically) and this guy comes rushing in soaking wet from the rain and yells, "Where am I?" so I tell him the address and he whips out his cell-phone (rare in those days) and calls his wife and tells her his tale of woe. It seems he locked his keys in the car with the motor running and his baby inside, and his car is pulled off the side of a busy highway, and he's freaking out, telling his wife that she has to come get them right now or he's going to have to break a window on his Lexus. After a minute of silence the guy hangs up with this weird look on his face and starts to leave. "I ask him, what did she say?" and he tells me, "She reminded me about the spare key in my wallet." Poor guy.

Answer 6

True story my husband is a store manager and he told me of a customer who needed to use the bathroom but didnt make it. He crapped all over himself then used his shorts to clean himself. When he needed to leave the bathroom he had no shorts or underwear. My husband had to give him a box for the man to leave the store.

Answer 7

I paintings for an cyber web business organisation and we've a wall of disgrace - a shopper who emailed in asking if the reading glasses we offered have been made in China and if so did they paintings extra constructive with chinese language eyes or American eyes. Or the guy who advance into offended it advance into too late to cancel his order- he did no longer fairly need it and we could desire to continuously no longer have ordinary it via fact he advance into decrease than the impression of alcohol on the time (he submitted it himself). the proper one advance into the guy who referred to as in and insisted we had allowed somebody to scouse borrow his mastercard suggestions, supply a pair of chairs into his homestead the place they could desire to have assembled the chairs, right away stole them, and left the empty packaging interior his locked homestead to taunt him. shopper provider rules!

Answer 8

We had this guy come in asking us if we knew and stupid customer stories, and i told him....



Oh, wait, that was you.

Answer 9

WHILE I WAS WORKING AT JCPENNEYS, A GIRL STOPPED AND ASKED ME IF WE CARRIED DUTCH OVENS.....BUT I LOOKED AT HER AND THOUGHT "HMMMM, JUS ANOTHER PARIS HILTON/JESSICA SIMPSON GROUPIE" what a total blondie!