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Mine was waking up in the early morning thirsty and drinking nail varnish remover thinking it was my drink. Couldn't get the taste out for 2 days!!

What's yours?

2007-05-18 08:07:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Taking a short cut through the graveyard and fell into an open grave.

2007-05-18 08:14:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I've never been drunk and I STILL manage to out-silly everyone else.

Dancing through the Metrocentre, belching (I was about 37 then) ... a busy Saturday afternoon .... embarrassed my biker-chick niece until she loosened up and started joining in.

That's a moderate thing for me to do.

2007-05-18 08:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0 0

collapsed on my front room floor and woke up in my bed in the morning to the discust of my missis that i had some how used the front room display cabinet as the toilet... 100% true and i really didnt know as i was so drunk... that has put me off binge drinking to this day!!!

2007-05-18 11:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by aaroncbcb 3 · 0 0

Ok, this is gross but here goes...
I opened my mouth wanting to burp and instead ended up letting out a projectile of vomit...everyone was standing in the doorway of my room so...

2007-05-18 09:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0 0

Drunk dialing an ex and telling him what a great kisser he was. I felt like such a loser the next day!

2007-05-18 08:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by smt 5 · 0 0

OH lets see here...

Danced with a 70+ old man with velcro shoes on, while he sang me "Wild Thing" (And my friends took pictures... so sweet of them..)

Wouldn't let my best friend take my shoes off because I didn't want her to see my feet!

Tried to go "hottubbing" in an empy hottub..

2007-05-18 08:12:34 · answer #6 · answered by Miss T 4 · 2 0

I once spent 10 minutes knocking on my front door and shouting to my hubby to let me in!

The door was wide open and I was stood in the hall!
The B has never let me forget it either!

2007-05-18 08:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 1 0

Threatened my friend with a hockey stick sitting at the door saying you never know while waying it back and forth.

2007-05-18 08:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by short_cake02 2 · 2 0

I thought it was funny to call directory enquiries from a phone box on the walk home and ask for Lord Lucan. They quite coolly replied " Which area please?" Class.

2007-05-18 08:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by K H 4 · 0 0

Acted normal.

2007-05-18 08:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by beavis b 6 · 1 0

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