Which are the most important questions...?

Question

you've ever asked people and you never received an answer to?

Answer 1

you always answer all my questions in one way or another, and i hope i always answer yours my love.

Answer 2

I did a bit of a test...
There are frequent questions asking where a person lives and it usually yields a high count of answers...
So, I simply re-worded the question to read "Wherefore art thou ?"...
same type of question but different "wording"....
I got one and only one answer...
Test Complete

Answer 3

If you copied and pasted a piece of text multiple times....?
and you noticed the text subtle changing over time (Like chinese whispers) until eventually a secret messege was spelled out, what do you think it would tell you?

If somebody had recorded a piece of your life you had forgotten about....?
and when they played it back to you you realised you had done and seen things you never dreamed of, what would you hope it would show?

Why does living in a Universe make you feel so small?
How would you know you existed if there was no light to sculpt your form?

Or if there was no material to give you substance?

Why is it that the shifting of a word can turn dull text into poetry?
Like the shifting of a look can turn an unfriendly moment into friendship that lasts a lifetime?

Or the shifting of perception can create thought provoking Art?

Have you ever encountered the Beasts of 'Words and Wordplay'?
I was walking by Words and Wordplay and discoverd the ideas and syntax had formed into great Beasts.

One of them attacked me and said, ''Whats like a giant one eyed Camera?, I'm a 'Metaphor'. ''

''You're no 'Metaphor' I said in defense 'You're a 'Simile'.''

''Please try to not split hairs''he aimed at me.

I noticed a weakness in his prose and said ''I may split hairs but I don't split infinitives'' and then lashed out at his Cyclops 'i'

With this removed it made him 'smile' and, with all the aggression gone, unable to sustain the proper foundation on which arguments are based.

He collapsed and I was left standing among the rubble of badly worded thoughts and ideas.

Tis ye who sets a path and comes to yield...?
Doth takes the greatest wrath upon thy shield?

Who fancies skimming across the categories?
How would you like to touch down on 'Words and Wordplay' for some intellectual banter?

And then 'Home and Garden' for a nice cup of tea in the sunshine?

And stopping of at 'News and Events' to catch up on what has been happening.

And then moving on to soar through the air and see where else we want to touch down like a stone skimming across a pond?

Fancy taking the Yahoo Express?

Don't you find it pleasant when you get up in the middle of the night....?
to check on your baby brother and you look at him lying there sleeping sweetly in his cot

but then suddenly he turns over and you see he has a small, secondary head you never noticed before

and it opens it's eyes and starts looking at you with a hatred you have never seen

and then you realise he is the embodiment of pure evil?

Have you ever been 'accidentally' locked in Yahoo Answers after they have closed up?
Have you ever raced through Cars and Transportation at 100mph and imagined you were a formula one driver?

have you ever wandered through the lonely halls of Food and Drink and wondered at the mess left behind?

Listened to the howling noise that the wind makes as it whistles through the empty corridors of Society and Culture?

Wondered at the Beasts that must have passed through Mythology and Folklore?

Become a teacher to a class of Ghosts and Shadows in Education and Reference.

And then took a boat out from Boats and Sailing and gently let the breeze take you where it would until the dawn came up?

You know you have.

You are cordially invited to the Dance Macabre....?
Where Dancers grow tired but continue the Dance for fear of what its end may bring.
Where an unseen hand jerks the the strings of papier mache Mannequins.
Whose figures seem grotesquely un-proportional.
Apparitions from a nightmare debilitated by fear.
Whose laughter always seems a little too hollow, a little too nervous.

This is the Dance Macabre.
All masks to be removed at Midnight.
To reveal....?

Would you like to Jive across the Categories?
How would you like to find a nice Pub in 'Society and Culture' and down a few before taking in a show in 'Entertainment and Music' then stopping off at 'Food and Drink' to stock up just in time to catch the bus that goes from 'Cars and Transportation' to 'Environment and Ecology'

Once there you could sit on a hill idly watching the other users until the provisions run out.

Anyone fancy tagging along?

Do you bridle your bed, ready for it to ride your dreams through the night?

There are a few more I would like to put and I can't say I never received an answer to most. But mostly there was a scarcity of answers. Thank you everyone who took the time to answer.

Answer 4

Do you love me? Are you deaf? Darling, what do you think of this diamond ring in the window? Whats that smell? Just to name some of them.

Answer 5

Do you love me ? lol That one got 0 answers.

Answer 6

One like this one mate! Good Luck!

Answer 7

Is it safe to put your hands in the meat grinder? No one answered. Those bastards ;)

Answer 8

Could I get pregnant if I swallowed?

Answer 9

what's in store for us ?
will you still love me ?
are you happy ?

Answer 10

what color is your aura and why?