Luv from a Distance
I watch ye brush ya hare,
I see you choose yer clothes,
My heart goes pitter-patter,
You got the cutest little nose.
I watch ye lock yer door,
I see you in yer car,
Yer all I ever dreamed of,
Ye lost a hubcap off ye tar.
I foller ye to ye momma's,
watch ye hug her nack,
I see ye buyin groceries,
baggin 'em in a sack.
I see ye at tha jim,
I luv to watch ye jog,
I went down to tha auction,
And bought a brand new hawg.
One day you'll be mine,
Ain't no doubt in ma mind,
I'll take ye to a movie,
Then ye'll git wined and dined.
2007-05-18 06:01:11 · 21 answers · asked by RoyDamnMercer 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
it's cool
2007-05-18 06:04:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-05-18 13:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-18 13:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by Parercut Faint 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoulda signed it "Yer Lonesum Dreamer."
2007-05-18 21:34:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs way down, but funny in a Deliverance sorta way.
2007-05-18 13:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. For some reason I read it with an Irish accent in my head. It worked for me that way.
2007-05-18 13:06:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In this day and age?? sounds like a child ______ster or stalker. Sorry
2007-05-18 13:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
red neck stalker
2007-05-18 13:06:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a redneck stalker.
2007-05-18 13:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by Aquaria 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol..great poem.
2007-05-18 13:05:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very original and very good...congrats!!are ya a poet n didnt know it??
ty for sharing
nice
2007-05-18 13:05:45 · answer #11 · answered by bettym 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋