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1. Don't Go Knockin' On My Door
2. Oops!....I Did It Again
3. Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know
4. What U See (Is What U Get)
5. Can't Make You Love Me

2007-05-18 05:49:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

2 answers

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Let me recap a bit for you, from PART ONE:
"The Poison Dart"

Miss Kitty Russell was getting mighty sick .....not only from the ragweed in the air, but from the fact that Matt Dillon, her lost love, was so besotted with his new girlfriend, Sunshine MacGillicutty. Kitty could not recollect any memories of Matt bumping into walls, over HER!! As far as great memories go, the best she could come up with was the time he joined her in St. Louis....two beautiful days of MATT! She looked at the photo that she had taken of them on that trip......."Ahhhhhh....LOOK AT US NOW !!!!" She flung it across the room and took another hit from her bottle of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut. " Son of a ***** I love that man!!"

As she sat there contemplating her miserable situation, she heard sounds from the street below. She looked out her window and saw HER......." Oh GOD how I hate her," Kitty muttered to herself. In her drunken state, she thought of doing something to Sunshine....something BAD!! She reached into her secret dresser drawer and pulled out a dart gun kit. "I KNEW this would come in handy one day." (She had bought it from some crazy medicine man when she had travelled to Hayes City, once, years ago.) She crept down the back staircase that led to the alley.....she fell down the last 3 steps but soon regained her composure. "Damn stairs!" She went into the alley and hid behind a barrel. When Sunshine came into sight, Kitty blew one of the poisonous darts at her. It hit her on the neck. Sunshine reeled!! The dart fell to the ground. Kitty quickly grabbed it and then ran back upstairs, tripping on the last one..."Damn stairs!"

TUNE IN TO PART TWO : "The Poison Dart"

1. Will Kitty sober up long enough to confess?
2. Will Doc be able to save Sunshine?
3. Will anyone think to extract the poison from her neck?

PART TWO: "The Poison Dart"

Sunshine was still unconscious. Doc told Matt that he would need to open the wound and extract the poison. He realized he should have done that from the beginning, but oh well....fiddle dee dee......he wasn't as young as he used to be.
Matt watched as Doc began to insert the knife in Sunshine's neck.
Doc:(2)"Oops!....I Did It Again." He dropped the knife on the table.
Matt:"Doc!! Be careful, damn it!" After some painstaking work, Doc finally finished up. He was sweating profusely. He hadn't taken a bath lately....he turned to Matt.
Doc:" Tell me the truth....is that God awful smell ME or the trash in the alley?(3). Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know, Matt. I have a dinner date with LadyLinda in about 30 minutes."
Matt:" Doc, you are a bit ripe. Clean up, I'll let her know you'll be a bit late. But , uh.....getting back to my girlfriend who is laying on this table...unconscious, poisoned and just operated on.......mind telling me the prognosis??!!!" Doc assured him that the posion was completely gone and if she ever woke up, she'd probably be just fine!
Matt:"What do you mean IF she wakes up?"
Doc:"It's in God's hands now, Matt." And with that he started smelling his armpits to see if he really WAS the cause of this odorous faux pas.

Matt wanted to stay by Sunshine's side, but the sight of Doc undressing was too disturbing....."I'll have nightmares for a week," shuddered Matt! He decided to go back to Kitty's, to demand the truth. He figured she may have sobered up by this time. He smashed through the swinging doors of the LongBranch and looked around. Sam The Bartender jumped at the way Matt appeared. Embarrassed, he regianed his composure.
Sam:"She's upstairs, Marshal."

Matt went to Kitty's living quarters and pounded on her door.
Kitty:" Who is it?!"
Matt:"It's Matt. Open up, Kitty!"
Kitty:"(1.) Don't Go Knockin' On My Door you lousy excuse for a faithful boyfriend!" Matt knocked the door over as he stormed in.
Kitty:"Damn it, Matt! That's the second time today you've broken my door!" She saw how furious he was. "Matt, there was a time, not THAT long ago, that your banging on my door meant something wonderful. Remember the time you crashed through the door and found me doing my naked belly dance? God!! You were an animal that night!" She licked her lips and scratched her crotch, as the memories of unbriddled sex shook her frazzled brain.

Matt:"Kitty, will you shut up for a minute?!" Kitty threw herself in Matt's arms.
Kitty:"Why is it I (5.) Can't Make You Love Me again? Is it my hair? I know, I know....it's needs a little combing. Is it my nails? Do you have ANY idea how much it costs for a manicure?! Is it my weight......I'm starting a new diet just as soon as...." Matt interrrupted as he pushed her away.
Matt:"LISTEN TO ME,DAMN IT!! Did you poison Sunshine?
Kitty reached for the bottle of Rotgut. Matt tried to take it away from her as she pulled the cork out with her mouth and spit it in his face.
Matt:" Kitty, you're turning into a fat,old, drunken middle aged woman."
Kitty:" Let's see....just WHICH one of those lovely descriptions will I be thinking about when I slit my wrists!!"
She laughed as she took a big gulp of the dreaded booze.
Kitty: "Listen, Sugar Britches......(4.) "What U See (Is What U Get). Now I'll agree....I have aged a bit over the years but all in all...."
Matt was fuming as he cut in abruptly......"Shut the HELL up!!
Did you or did you not poison my Sunshine?"

TUNE IN TO THE CONCLUSION:
"The Poison Dart"

2007-05-18 06:53:01 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 4 0

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