What are 5 gross things your husband/boyfriend does?

Question

Here's mine:
He pees in the bathtub in the middle of the night.
He puts huge boogers under the keyboard shelf.
He blows his nose on t shirts.
He spits in the sink.
He clips his toenails anywhere and lets them fly.

They are never fully grown when we get 'em...

Answer 1

Oh my gosh, that's funny. Here I go:

He pees in the shower while he's taking a shower
He makes these disgusting hurling sounds while he's brushing his teeth like he wants to vomit
He takes a shower once a week
He picks the dead skin off his feet calluses and throws them on the floor
And finally, when he hasn't taken a shower for days he reaks of butt, construction, and feet, to put it mildy. When he walks by me, I get a wiff, it's that strong!!!

But, that's my Hubby and I would'nt have any other way!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Farts - smelly ones, anywhere anytime.
spits - all the time
blows nose in the grass
clips toenails anywhere
Those are some of the gross things he does, I can name a lot more annoying things. LOL

Answer 3

OHHHH BOY....
Picks his nose and doesn't wash his hands

Misses the toilet and tinkles on the floor,
Blows his nose into his hand when there's no paper,
Takes a poo and then says, "honey, you shoulda seen the big doo" in disgusting detail,
Grabs a glass, gets a drink, then puts the glass back in the cupboard with other clean glasses.

Answer 4

1. the farting, no matter where we are, and no matter how close we might be at the time.
2. spitting in the trash, not telling anyone, then some unsuspecting person uses their hands to push the trash down.
3. dribbling all over the toilet seat and on the floor next to the toilet.
4. dribbles food all over his shirt everytime we go out to eat
5. inappropriate conversations at the meal table

Answer 5

mine isn't really all that gross... but...

He clips his toenails then forgets to throw away the little pile of clippings.
He doesn't clean our pipes after use, making them impossible to clean later. Resin is tough to get out and gross.
He lets his dirty underwear sit around and smell, or he'll wear the same pair a lot.

other than that, he's a really clean and thoughtful person. :D

Answer 6

My husband really isn't very gross. The only thing I can think about is clipping his toenails and leaves the remains where ever he is. I definitely don't want to be messing with those! :)

Answer 7

Just reading all of these responses makes me feel really blessed lol. My husband is sometimes grumpy. He lifts his leg when he farts (thank god it is only around me and my son). He sneezes really loud because when I first met him 8 years ago I told him my dad sneezed really loud so he has been doing this himself for 8 years because he thinks it funny but it is really annoying. I really feel for you, sounds as though your husband was not taught right by his parents. Tell him how gross this is and how unsanitary it is and how big of a turn off it is hopefully that will change him.

Answer 8

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Answer 9

He burps really loud
He passes gas anywhere and every where (during sex)
He scratches his athletes feet
He has skid marks on his underwear
He doesn't wash his neck well
He will clean the inside of his ears with the shirt he is about to put on
He will dry his hands or face with his bath towel, instead of the one hanging to dry our hands

Answer 10

1. He poops with the bathroom door open
2. He loves to gross me out with smelly farts
3. He clips his toenails and feeds them to the dog
4. He "woogs" (blows snot from one nostril) when we run
5. Well, I guess he only does 4 gross things.
I wouldn't have anyone else though.