2007-05-18 02:28:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Last time I was in space was 6 months ago , when I had Tacos , re-fried beans , hot chili peppers , burritos , raw garlic , sardines , and 12 beers for lunch .
Would you believe , about 2 hours later , as I was taking a walk , I felt and heard an awful rumbling in my stomach , much like a volcano ready to erupt ! The pressure was building up rapidly !
I felt like a large inner tube ready to explode ! I started running back to the house , when all of a sudden I couldn`t contain the gas anymore . The ensuing fart propelled me halfway to the moon !
As luck would have it , I happened to be carrying my umbrella at the time , so I immediately opened it and gently came back to Earth , none the worse for wear and tear .
Although I was alone this trip , I plan on inviting my girlfriend over for lunch next week and hopefully we can make a trip out into space together next time .
2007-05-18 05:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Like most people, I have never left the Earth's atmosphere. But since Earth is in space, we are all in space, in a way.
2007-05-18 09:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by campbelp2002 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i have not been to Space yet...but i want to get out of here....go anywhere just to get away!
I say we should go together, you and I, for the day,,,we can bring back a moon rock for everybody to get jealous of!
2007-05-18 09:32:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋