A happy person is typing on their keyboard to Yahoo! Q & A when a little, nasty, dirty troll barges in with a hatchet and chops the fingers off the the typist.
The troll bellows with laughter and scurries away as the poor typist is screaming in pain as their fingers are gushing blood.
Before exiting the room, there is a Yahoo! representative standing at the door to 'high-five' the dirty troll.
The representative then looks at the camera, smiles, and says, "Welcome to Yahoo! Q & A, where trolls are welcome to run wild!
Come join us! Give us a chance to say, 'How do you like us now'?!"
If they use that as a commercial, do you think I should get paid?
2007-05-18 00:43:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Please feel free to describe a commercial that you feel inventive.
2007-05-18 09:03:51 · update #1
SINNER posted a link to this question, but it was deleted by Yahoo!
Thanks for trying SINNER!
2007-05-24 16:42:50 · update #2
GOLD, Baby!
A second commercial in the series would show an unshaven unkempt 300 lb man with a teddy bear under one arm padding through a dishevelled house that hasn't been cleaned in decades. He stops at the refrigerator and pulls out a cold pizza, and an expired carton of milk. He stops at the coffee table on the way upstairs and picks up a bag of pork rinds and dip that has been setting out over night. He slowly walks up the stairs. As he walks down the hall, you hear an old lady's voice from a closed door... "Did the check come?" The guys delivers a monotone "I don't think so, Mom..." He sits down at the computer, logs into his mom's AOL account, and we cut to a close shot of a cat scurrying under the bed. Cut back, and suddenly, you see an 18 year old in a 3 pc. disco suit sitting behind the computer, grinning like a prince among men and typing merrily away.
Final superimposition before fade: "Whoever you choose to be... Yahoo has the Answer"
2007-05-18 00:46:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Vincent Van Jessup 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-05 07:37:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a very upset person this morning.... sorry about your troll... keep smiling... the troll will find someone else to pick on.
I like the commercial idea also..
2007-05-18 00:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please...are the Trolls really that bad? If there were not bad people to counteract the good ones, this place would be pretty boring. And, you are giving them attention, so you must get amusement from them.
2007-05-18 00:47:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So you ran out of those pills that keep the bad thoughts out? - I will be happy to run down to the drug store for you. Uh- no on the commercial - ewwwwwww
2007-05-26 00:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by kbama 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it!
I've never tried before,
I'll try to post a link so others can see this idea.
2007-05-18 02:55:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you should get top dollar dude!Plus a place on the Hall of Shame..I mean Fame of Yahoo..=)
2007-05-18 00:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...I think you are cruising for a bruising with the trolls....
2007-05-18 00:46:35 · answer #8 · answered by dianehaslegs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! You will get 10,000 points for it!
2007-05-25 17:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me
Mutant
2007-05-25 13:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by Mystic Mutant - Hero for Hire 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋