Chinese and Greek?

Question

A greek and a chinaman both opened restaurants across the street from each other. They got along well but the greek kept running across the road into the chinese restaurant and shouting 'flied lice flied lice' taking the mick as the chinaman couldn't pronounce his r's.
The chinaman was determined to stop this and went to elocution lessons, eventually being able to get his r's right.
Next day the greek ran across and shouted 'flied lice flied lice' and ran back. The chinaman ran after him and burst into his restaurant and shouted perfectly ' fried rice fried rice, how's that you gleek plick'

Answer 1

you made me laugh but yur bad!

Answer 2

Not bad. But I heard better.

Answer 3

oh yeah, somewhat funny.