After God had made Adam, God thought that Adam was quite lonely even though he had many creature friends.
Therefore, God put Adam to sleep, and took one of his ribs to make his better half and companion friend.
Hence, Eve was created...
When Adam woke up and saw Eve, Adam yelled out, "Woa! Man!!"
A Baptist Preacher told me this joke... fiendishly clever. lol.
for those who didn't catch it the first time, "Woa! Man" = "WoMAN"
2007-05-17 21:07:46 · 10 answers · asked by barnes&nobles_regular 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe!that was funny!!!
2007-05-17 21:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no longer comparable to a woman Adam had 12 gadgets of ribs until God positioned him right into a deep sleep and opened his flesh and bumped off considered one of his ribs to make a woman, so Adam now has 11 gadgets and one extra advantageous and Eve has 12 gadgets and one extra advantageous study Genesis financial ruin 2 verse 21: And our lord god led to a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took considered one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22 And the rob, which our lord god had taken from guy, made hi a woman, and introduced her unto the guy. 23And Adam mentioned, that is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she will have the skill to be referred to as female, because of the fact she become taken out of guy.and now while guy leaves his mothers and fathers domicile and cleaves with a woman the 23 ribs of guy mixed with 25 ribs of the girl then they are going to be finished. So guy has 12 minus one = 24 and female has 24 plus one from guy.
2016-12-29 09:42:32 · answer #2 · answered by lass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the continuation of the saga:
one nite, Adam was waken up by a sharp poking pain on his side rib, when he turned around, he saw Eve was poking at him with her right pointer finger.
"what are u doing woman??" Adam asked drowsily..
"well, i am checking...in case God took another rib from ya & created another kind of me..."..Eve answered softly..
"so...have u found anything amiss?" Adam enquired.
"Nah...thank God!..BUt Adam...tell me, do u really love me?" Eve asked with a tinkle in her eyes...
Adam gave Eve a straight & loud reply : " WHO ELSE? Woman??"
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(btw, this funny saga was from my pastor as well! hahaha!)
2007-05-17 21:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by dofsarah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, came as a surprise though, haha!
2007-05-17 22:04:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Funny not found
2007-05-17 21:15:20 · answer #5 · answered by Alisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its a really nice one
and honestly i didnt get it for da first time
2007-05-17 21:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by Monroe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good clean humor, have a star!
2007-05-17 21:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa! That was Great! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
2007-05-17 21:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-05-17 21:31:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knows---
2007-05-17 21:20:20 · answer #10 · answered by t m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋