The Burning Bush?

Question

is that the same as a fire crotch?

Answer 1

No. The burning bush was to protect Moses. God "hid" behind a bush so that Moses could not see Him directly. Since God is Holy, and does not tolerate the presence of sin, for Moses to be in the direct presence of God would have meant instant death (for Moses was an imperfect man and had a sinful nature as all men do).
From the nature of your question, however, I suspect you really did not expect a serious answer. I respect your views and do not ridicule them. I would ask you have the same respect for others.