2007-05-17 18:28:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i think u have more of a chance getting an answer from god then the DMV LOL
2007-05-17 18:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The DMV photo devil takes the worst picture possible of you.....
yet Gods view is that all creation is beautiful...
I kind like the view through Gods eyes better.
By the way....
When was the last time you dialed DMV?
Did you have to go through 10 minute of press 1 if you speak English... 2 if you are English speaking with brown hair.... 3 if you are English speaking with brown hair brown eyes... 4 if you are calling to renew you license... 5 to renew your tags etc.,
2007-05-18 01:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by Monique S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
prayer is like meeting a new person, you never know what you're going to expect. When you pray, you're asking for something from God. He will answer you're prayer just not in a way you expect....just like when you meet a new person, they might not have the personality you thought they did or they could be more interesting than you thought. You might not even notice you're prayer was answered, but it will be answered no matter what. Even if its not everything you asked for, it'll most likely be what you really only need, not just want out of plain wanting
2007-05-18 01:35:17 · answer #3 · answered by bonto 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
patience is a blessing that not all people are blessed with it!! remember that the mighty above is watching you no matter where you are and what you do. He knows what you need and what is best for you. Look at it this way: a mother takes a child to a doctor for vaccination. no matter how painful the injection is, a mother will let the doctor to give that injection. Have you seen a mother who says I'm not gonna vaccinate my child B/C it hurts too much? the answer is no!! We may be hurting now but God knows that this hurting is good for us later.
2007-05-18 01:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by medcenman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the movie, "The Island" some asks Steve Buscemi "who's god" he replies, (and I'm paraphrasing here)
"Ya' know when you close your eyes, and wish really hard for something? Well, God is the one who ignores you"
At the DMV, they don't ignore you. Oh no, rather they're rude to you, and by state law, you are forced to go there repeatedly thoughout your life as car owner, or driver. No one here; for the most part, ever forces you by law to attend church.
2007-05-18 01:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Ron J123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have to ask, then you have never been taught properly, Catholics have the priest, he's the middle-man, other Christians have a direct line. If you are getting the DMV then you are choosing not to listen.
2007-05-18 01:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
More like Publisher's Clearing House, waiting for ed McMahon to show up with the check
2007-05-18 01:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
James 4:3 YOU do ask, and yet YOU do not receive, because YOU are asking for a wrong purpose, that YOU may expend [it] upon YOUR cravings for sensual pleasure.
John 14:6 Jesus said to him: “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
John 14:14 If YOU ask anything in my name, I will do it.
2007-05-18 01:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by SIMSGIRL 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope never put on hold, never have to talk to a computer, never have to push certain buttons to speak to God, never have to push 1 for English, 2 for Spanish etc.. God has billions of direct lines straight to Him.
2007-05-18 01:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's more like contacting Social Security. You have to send away your originals and just hope that you at least don't lose your birth certificate within a month or so and cross your fingers that you will get your request granted eventually.
2007-05-18 01:31:48 · answer #10 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋