There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2007-05-17 17:51:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I AM BIGGER THAN GOD!
I KNEW IT!
You get a star for that one.
*runs outside to scream this fact to the world*
2007-05-17 18:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true.
BC stands for Before Chuck
Jesus is the only person in history who was not killed by Chuck Norris; when Chuck Norris kills someone, they stay dead.
Chuck Norris came up with the "Big Bang Theory". His round house kick is why we have the solar sytem.
2007-05-17 17:57:32 · answer #2 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Chuck Norris is not God. Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris says: "If you're scared go to church."
2007-05-17 17:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're rather close acquaintances yet Chuck Norris isn't God. Chuck Norris has staggering powers yet his chum God can roundhouse kick him at anytime. God is the purely individual that Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick and stuff
2016-11-04 07:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is also the master of time.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
2007-05-17 17:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is not God, but if he rested on the 7th day, his beard would grow too long
2007-05-17 17:55:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Chuck Norris is my hero.
Haha. Your question made me smile.
2007-05-17 17:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is time for you to go to beddy bye like your mommy told you to.
2007-05-17 17:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by julie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww no
2007-05-17 17:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did'nt get that memo, so I think the answer is NO WAY DUDE. :)
2007-05-17 17:58:51 · answer #10 · answered by stephanie g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋