THE MAIL
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ...)
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
Do you find this funny? I did at first, but then people over did it.
2007-05-17 14:57:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! I HAD NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO!!! =) THANKS I REALLY NEEDED THAT!!! LOL ;-)
2007-05-17 15:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Sonj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny it really explains how stupid blondes really are oh just like Paris Hilton whos going to be someones b**** in jail.
2007-05-17 22:04:20 · answer #2 · answered by Codyboy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-17 22:07:29 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah very funny but i agree, ive heard it before but still a classic
2007-05-17 22:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is defintely funny fo.r a first timer reading it! LOL!
2007-05-17 22:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep! It's a Goodie!
2007-05-18 00:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya it really funny i laughed
2007-05-17 22:42:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!!! blondes really are dumb.
i know this person thats blonde and we were talkin about how dumb blondes supposiddly are. then she says to me "Blondes are not dumb!". does that prove my point or what?!?
2007-05-17 22:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by soccball4 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG HAHA this was soo funny!=] i love it!
2007-05-17 22:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2007-05-17 22:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry to say but that joke sucked ***
2007-05-18 00:23:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋