I just tought of this in the morning on my way to school.
A blonde broke out of prison (how she did it, the world may never know). She is skipping along the road wearing her bright orange jumpsuit, then she gets tired, and decides to hitchhike. She sticks her middle finger up in the air to the cars passing by, hoping they'll stop. Nobody does. Finally, a bus stops. She is very excited, and runs to the bus happily waving her arms in the air. When she gets on the bus, she says "thanks officer!"
This is only the second joke I've ever made up, any fixings are welcome!
2007-05-17 14:47:29 · 15 answers · asked by oozahnawahtzyl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as a blonde i'd give it a 9 1/2
2007-05-17 15:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its really funny just change the bus to a car
2007-05-17 21:55:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
utterly fascinating.. a collection of well phrased nouns and verbs ..truly you are a gifted individual with unprecedented knowledge... a mind baffling outburst of extreme humor.. thus illuminating your search for input..
2007-05-17 22:08:48 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfixable in it's present form
2007-05-17 21:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by Elphin B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. All Right! That's Blonde! LOL.
2007-05-18 00:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its pretty funny...just kinda clarify what kind of an officer, im guessing it was one from the jail...but still very good =)
2007-05-17 21:52:12 · answer #6 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty. good for a beginner.. with proper comical gestures, u might be able to do stand-up comedy! well done!
2007-05-17 21:56:13 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! lol! 9!
2007-05-17 21:51:27 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you shouldn't use "bus" . you should use "finally a car stop and the blonde ran up and said ' thanks officer' "
2007-05-17 21:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by nat b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, well I guess she is going back to prison
2007-05-17 21:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋