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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

2007-05-17 14:42:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

Funny! Ha Ha! 10!

2007-05-17 14:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

good one!!!! Try this:
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle?

The answer is NO, I cannot guess this riddle. There is no answer that does all those things. And the reason that so many kindergartners could get it when Harvard students couldn't is because a 5yr old will look at you and say
"No, I can't guess this riddle."

2007-05-17 22:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by nat b 2 · 0 1

Hahahaha! Poor Thing! LOL.

That's Blonde!

2007-05-18 00:16:33 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Even though I am blond I had to laugh at that one.

2007-05-17 22:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0 0

I love that one.

2007-05-17 23:25:30 · answer #5 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 0 0

hahah, this is offensive for blondes though

2007-05-17 22:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by =P 6 · 0 0

eh, sorta funny

2007-05-17 21:47:07 · answer #7 · answered by Macey H 4 · 0 0

ha ha! good one! I wonder if she ever go out...

2007-05-17 21:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0 0

OMG!! lmao!! that was soo funny

2007-05-19 19:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥LuLu♪™ 3 · 0 0

i think it was ok . needs more work

2007-05-17 21:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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