Q: Which man in the Bible had no parents?
A: Joshua, the sone of Nun.(none)
Q: Who was the smallest man in the Bible?
A: The apostle Peter, he slept on his watch.
Q: Which toy did David use to slay Goliath?
A: A slinky-shot.(sling-shot)
2007-05-17 14:10:38 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, so corny that i had to laugh
2007-05-17 14:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by *cheers*all*around* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it will be no longer undemanding to instruct you the place the Bible talks appropriate to the USA because of the fact the USA did no longer exist while it replaced into being written. Too many human beings twist the phrases of Scripture hoping to work out some variety of sign which will factor to this being the top of the international as all of us recognize it, and the 2nd coming of Christ. If greater Christians could purely concentration on residing out their faith precise now, issues could be an excellent deal greater useful. i'm a pastor, and that i'm no longer afraid to plead lack of expertise while it comprises Jesus' return. I purely desire human beings could give up examining Revelation as a street map for the destiny. this is purely ridiculous.
2017-01-10 05:32:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10.
2007-05-17 14:31:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you don't mean this in a bad way...
If you don't, they were pretty good.
2007-05-17 14:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Nijg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope you don't tell them in a bad way!
2007-05-17 14:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were pretty sucky
really
2007-05-17 14:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-05-17 14:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by tx1942txx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋