Did Jesus really enter Jerusalem on three asterisks?

Question

Or were the Yahoo police active even then?

Answer 1

Very good. I needed that! Their might even be a book here about asterisk holes? Sounds more like astronomy though.

--- About the Genus Asinus------
Not only did he enter on three asterisks; but modern wordology has made him politically correct; and forever cemented on the donkey, that symbol of stubbornness and stupidity, as the beast of burden in the triumphal entry.

Be it known that the donkey of the West is no match for the wild Genus Asinus of the East. In fact there are many horses that are not as fast or as fleet. According to Austin H. Layard, 'Asinus hemippus' equaled the gazelle when it came to running. (Now probably extinct.)

The domestic version, usually reddish brown and also a much prized white, was the mount of the most noble and honorable Hebrew in the days of Jesus. It was considered the animal of peace as opposed to the horse which was the animal of war.

Considered by many a beautiful animal it was known for its patience, gentleness, intelligence, meek submission and great power of endurance. Doesn't sound much like your bearded donkey. For some idea on the configuration of this animal check out: http://www.shunya.net Scroll a couple to India stock photos and the first page of animals has it.

As for the police they are usually confined to four letters or less. They are hired for the ability to read four alphabetical units; mostly non-words randomly spaced or hyphenated in the spell check dictionary. Anyone who can speak, write or find a complete word cannot be hired.

T he en-tire situ a tion is re ally as' ter' isk' nine.

Answer 2

Yes, because he was told in the Old Testament that he was suppose to. Amazing how prophesy is fulfilled after the fact, isn't it?

If your three asterisks are stuck in a ditch on a sabbath can you dig them out?

Answer 3

Actually Jesus entered Jerusalem on the colt of an ***!
Must be new guidlines on here, as I typed word in full.

Answer 4

Were those early Christians stupid enough not to realize the wheel had already been invented?

Or did they not believe in science even back then?

Answer 5

I hope not, asterisks are pretty sharp. Hopefully, if he did, he had a really protective saddle.

Answer 6

How else do you sit on a donkey?

Answer 7

he rode up in a custom made hummer! What kind of question is this?

Answer 8

If his *** could talk, would it sound like Eddie Murphy?

Answer 9

if thats what the scripture says maybe