2007-05-17 11:41:03 · 31 answers · asked by I'm Sparticus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go Screw Yourself.
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2007-05-18 07:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
(ANS) Why? are Christians so naive as to really think someone called Jesus is magically going to appear? I think your in for a very long wait in my opinion.
**If Jesus ever lived in the first place ( & personally I have my doubts) he died over 2000 years ago. From all the evidence I've seen corpses don't suddenly get up & start living once again.
Thats the problem with the Christian belief system it doesn't seem to be able to accept the actual reality of death. That once a person dies that's it, they gone and not coming back and no they're not going to heaven either. Some people cannot seem to accept what death actually is & want to try and make it comfortable with silly fantasies in my opinion.
IR (devout skeptic)
2007-05-17 12:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not according to Zechariah 14, Ezekiel 38 and 39. He's changing the topography of the land, and melting eyes out of sockets.
2007-05-17 11:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
I'm expecting Him to come back as an avenging warrior.
Remember how He behaved in the Temple?
That's just a teeny, tiny foretaste.
OK, I just had this amusing thought...Jesus, striding into these mega churches, whip in hand...He kicks over the offering plates, and starts chasing all those fat little pastors, deacons, and their wives out into the street with His whip while the faithful stand speechless....
What a picture!!
2007-05-17 11:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is coming back as The Lion Of The Tribe Of Judah...
Warrior King..
Maybe He will be smiling because He knows His enemies are already defeated..
~~Shalom~~
2007-05-17 11:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by ;) 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I think religious people should just scale back and let things run their course, because things are going to happen anyways. Actually we won't even know Jesus is back till it's all over.
2007-05-17 11:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ditis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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No!
I don't expect him the come back at all!
If the character in that fairy story was based on a real person then I'm afraid they're dead, and by definition "Not Coming Back!"
Please stop believing in Fairy Tales, if Humanity is to progress and move into a brighter future "we" just like children in general, must put them aside and see the world for how it really is.
2007-05-17 11:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by Penta Jaye 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus smiles when he is slaughtering things with a sword. It brings back the good old testament days.
2007-05-17 11:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Knows what he is coming back to
2007-05-17 11:43:57 · answer #9 · answered by wise.cracker 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I expect and hope he comes back with a vengeance and rolls some heads! And honestly I'd like to see Him torture some evil ones!
2007-05-17 11:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by thirdeyeeagle 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do you really expect Jesus to come back full stop?
2007-05-17 11:43:51 · answer #11 · answered by happy? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋