He can never 'submit'.
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chuck norris has two speeds: walk and kill
Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a building, the building then exploded, because that is too much awesome to be contained in one space.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Does anybody have anymore?
Take it easy and laugh a little R&S!!!
2007-05-17 10:18:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.
It's said that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... too bad he's never cried.
God said "let there be light". Chuck Norris said "Say please..."
Chuck Norris is suing Law & Order for copyright infringement... they're using the names of each of his legs.
2007-05-17 10:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ChucK Norris keeps a pillow under his gun.
The three leading causes of death in the United States are: 1) Heart Disease 2) Chuck Norris 3) Cancer.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as evolution -- just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until they voluntarily surrender the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris got cold, so he turned up the sun.
2007-05-17 17:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
There was no Atom bomb. In WWII, they dropped Chuck Norris out of a plane and he punched the ground.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
2007-05-17 17:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THey were going to add Chuck Norris into Mt Rushmore, but the granite was too soft for his beard.
Chuck Norris once made a woman O by pointing at her and saying, "Booyah!"
Chuck Norris has sued "Law & Order" for taking the names of his left and right legs
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane by making a gun w/ his fingers and saying, "Bang!"
2007-05-17 17:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by DougDoug_ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between Chuck Norris and a pile of crap?
If you don't know, you are like most other people!
2007-05-17 17:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by BA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite is Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, they're now known as just the Islands
2007-05-17 17:23:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All criminals get a kick out of Chuck Norris.
2007-05-17 17:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by don n 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
2007-05-17 17:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Penguin sent me 6 pages. Email him- you can find him on my contacts- I'm sure he'd send it to you.
Chuck norris put the laughter in slaughter
2007-05-17 17:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty cool... still though, Chuck Norris isn't Heavenly Father and shouldn't be worshipped.
2007-05-17 17:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋