Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live?
2007-05-17 09:58:39 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I also heard that the chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.............................I don't want to find out.
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2007-05-17 10:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure it's true. Just like it must be true that Noah took two of every animal and stuck them on a boat. Strange how it'll take a global effort by scientist to identify and categorize all the species 10 years to do it (there are millions), but Noah built a place for every one of them and they all just showed up. By the way, what happen to the water? Did all the polar ice melt too in order to submerge the land, or do we think rain doesn't flow downhill? Then, suddenly it froze again? Why aren't you considered a Noah's child, rather than Adams?
And, while we see evolution happen all the time, with some successes and some failures (for example two dog breeds that mate), or that mental illnesses like ADD and bi-polar are almost always passed down through the genes, seeing before our eyes isn't enough proof that it exists? We know minor changes to DNA structure can change the color of your skin, but there isn't that much change before you become an entire other species. We actually think some DNA changes will happen, and others will not? Are we that blind?
2007-05-17 19:24:29 · answer #2 · answered by Zeltar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals, insects, bacteria, plants, arachnids, etc etc.
Considering that over 98% of all species that have ever existed have gone extinct, I'd say Chuck Norris has been a very very busy man.
2007-05-17 17:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by weskingston 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Chuck Norris phenomenon puzzles me.
2007-05-17 17:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by Dethklok 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris kicked a fish so hard, it sprouted legs. Then he did a roundhouse kick on a monkey and made people. Thus sayeth Chuck.
2007-05-17 19:35:59 · answer #5 · answered by Graciela, RIRS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't exist, He's just a delusion.
2007-05-17 17:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville VI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, sort of. that list exists, yes, but within the species themselves, there is micro-evolution, which is the adaptation species go through to better suit their environment.
but it doesn't matter, because in the end, chuck norris giveth and the good chuck, he taketh away.
2007-05-17 17:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by chancery 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some people believe that they descended from monkeys/apes/gorillas or whatever. I don't know where Chick Norris weighs in on this, but I certainly don't believe it.
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2007-05-17 17:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by iraqisax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well. Evolution is a complicated idea. Yes - certain species have changed slightly over time due to natural selection, but if you mean did we evolve into what we are today, no. We were created by God in His image and we look the same now as Adam and Eve. Our skin color may be different, but that is due to God's plan and environment.
2007-05-17 17:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Only to the Holy Rollers that keep a narrow mind and believe the corrupt Republican Church views.
2007-05-17 17:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes in other creatures, but I think it might of not been possible in humans. According to scientist, we have found very old ape skeletons from millions of years ago, and human skeletons from millions of years ago, but we have NEVER found a combination of the two. So you tell me?
2007-05-17 17:52:16 · answer #11 · answered by krystell_us 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋