Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
2007-05-17 09:27:03 · 24 answers · asked by medallion 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes very funny this is for you ..A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
2007-05-17 09:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
reminds me of the guy who got in the wrong line
when GOD was passing out looks he thought they said books and said give me a funny one
2007-05-17 13:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a white cow and a black cow?
A white cow goes, "Moo", and a black cow goes, "Moo out de way."
2007-05-17 09:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh
hehehehehehehe
funny
its pretty lame but funny
i acutallly get this joke
2007-05-17 09:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-05-18 22:03:26 · answer #5 · answered by Humbug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh i liked it but it would proberly be considered racist on this site people here are very highly strung
2007-05-17 09:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie's Bro 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is one of the greates jokes i've ever heard; you should be a comedian.
2007-05-17 09:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
it took me a while to get it, I guess i'm just dumb!
I love it!
2007-05-18 05:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-05-17 10:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm bit
2007-05-17 09:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋