If China were a person?

Question

I'm talking about the NATION, then what kind of person would China be?

First, male or female (and why)?
Then, personality traits (good and bad, if you can think of both)?
Any other attributes?

You can dress him/her, too if you want! I think this should be fun and interesting...

Answer 1

A male - middle age male with 23 kids and just only a few of them are grown up and started to make some money and help a bit the financial part, the others are still in schools. He has to work extra hard to support his family - like working16 hours a day, ruining his health. His kids are fighting to each other .. all the time.. jealous at each other..., trying to win more love from their daddy or to get more pocket money or ...for whatever reason to hurt their daddy! And the worst is, there is a little black sheep always wants to escape from home, causing him headache all the time.


P.S. toassassinatechairmanmao

How come you put a 魯迅's photo there, Chairman Mao liked 魯迅 too?????

橫眉冷對千夫指，俯首甘為孺子牛。

one of my favourite quotations from 魯迅

Answer 2

great question, let me think for a second, if China were a person He would be male of course, b/c it is still somewhat a male focused culture, in some ways, his back bone would be made from the Great Wall, his right arm strong as the Himalaya mountains reaching out the the West, his left arm full of resources like the China South Sea reaching out to the East, his feet would be swift to do business in Shanghai and Hong Kong, his mind would be filled with culture, knowledge, wisdom found in Beijing, but in his mouth you would find a cigarette, polluting the internal parts of his body

Answer 3

I would say China is a male. He would have shinny clothes just like the lights of nights in Hong Kong. The shirt is made of pearls and he would be muscular, tall, and strong! He is very knowledgable but at the same time, he could be cunning and arrogant.

He is fast, always in a rush making money. At night, he entertains himself with the great nightlife with drinks, food, shopping and women.

Answer 4

China would be a woman dress liked a man wearing layers and layers of clothing - domesticated on the inside but disciplined and insightful, loves to sing but not too crazy about dance, loves to write and paint both indoors or outdoors, likes to receive gifts from abroad and not venture too far beyond the shores, sees goodness in people but is skeptical most of the time.

Answer 5

If China were a person it wouldn't be Mao Ze Dong because communism has been replaced by greedy elite capitalist that are the elite few.
If China were a person he would be prejudice, deceptive and a thief. He would charge you more , steal your cell phone and money on a bus or train.
If China were a woman she would try to rip you off by selling you art and approach you in Beijing.
She would gladly ask you out for dinner and when you over paid the bill she would get some of your money and both she and the restaurant owner would refer to you as a sucker.
If China was a taxicab driver he or she would go longer distances , work the traffic lights, and make you pay more.
If China was a street vendor he or she would charge you more because you are a foreigner.
If China was a shoe shiner he or she would do extra work like putting glue on your shoes and then assault you if you didn't pay. If China was the headmaster of an academic school and hired you to teach they would overwork you ,underpay you and cheat you. If China was a banker they wouldn't let you have your own money only Chinese money even at the airport when you are returning home. If China was a man or woman they would pour water in the gas tank of your vehicle so you would have problems.
If China were a policeman you would have to pay bribes or get into more trouble.
If China were a younger woman she would steal , have sex with you and other clients behind your back.
If China were a man he would be prejudice if a foreigner had a relationship with a Chinese woman unless she was a prostitute.
If China was a boy or girl he or she would work in teams and steal your purse or briefcase when eating at restaurants especially Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Does this answer you question?

Answer 6

It would be definitely female as all other nations are

Personality would be like that character called "Su Li" in "Mind Your Language"

I would like to drape her in Indian sari as I'm Indian and I dig chinese girls

good question hope I get a best answer

Answer 7

China would be a man, because it's a sexist nation, greedy, low-class, stuck up, so smart he's stupid man, he'd smoke and drink, and every 5 seconds he'll spit a gigantic loogey wherever he pleases, he'll wear a regular black and white business suit shoes and all, with glasses. he'll stare at anything and anyone that looks out of place with a disgusting dumb look on his face, and he'll breathe down you're neck as you stand in the checkout line. when you want to buy something from him he'll rip you off no matter what, and lie straight to your face. and he'll push in front of you to get on the bus. and his voice is sooo loud and high pitched that even thought hes 10 feet away from you it sounds like he's SCREAMING in you ears.

Answer 8

if china is a man, he is kong zi, confucius

Answer 9

If china could be a person it would be Mao Tse-tung.

Answer 10

for me china is female.
she is mother.
she is good!