Not only do we not look anything like monkeys in any way. I just threw a tin of spaghetti off the balcony and it didn't fly therefore disproving your flying spaghetti monster.. Come on, what else you got?
(In light of this new discovery the bible is true because it is, so do not question..)
2007-05-17 07:01:47 · 36 answers · asked by Prophet Of Truth 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lynci-Look up sarcasm in the dictionary..I thought that the text I put in brackets would have made this quite obvious but if you're from the States people actually would say this and actually believe it to be a valid truth/argument)
2007-05-17 21:04:47 · update #1
Our DNA is identical to that of a Gorilla, except for one chromosome.
2007-05-17 07:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 2⤋
What sort of proof is your statement: "...the bible is true because it is, so do not question."? Are you god?? Of course, we may be skeptical of the veracity of the bible so long as mind police are nonexistent in this country; our brains are ours to use in any pursuit we find attractive or interesting! As for your monkey argument, we do indeed possess physical characteristics which have similarities with other primates; look more closely -- we very possibly do have a common ancestor upon the evolutionary tree. If you should attempt your spaghetti experiment again, please remove the spaghetti from the tin before tossing as it will more likely fly if not encumbered by the added weight of the can. Good try, but you must concede that you've failed again to convince the nonbelievers, I am betting...
Addendum: I checked your profile, and you're just trolling with this question, aren't you?
2007-05-17 14:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by Lynci 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flying Spaghetti Monster's Will.
Sorry.
2007-05-17 07:04:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
"9) Jesus in John 14:12 & Mark 16:17-18 said: "Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth in me, the works that I do shall he also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father." This implies that Jesus’ true followers should be able to routinely perform the following tricks: 1) cast out devils, 2) speak in tongues, 3) take up serpents, 4) drink poisons without harm, and 5) cure the sick by touching them and MANY other of Jesus’ "works". Curiously I have yet to see a Christian that can do any of the above on demand."
Jesus is a false messiah.
Also, by your logic throwing you off a balcony and seeing that you don't fly would disprove your god? Sounds good to me, let's get to it. *laughs*
Also, evolution has nothing to do with atheism. Notwithstanding, we have more physical similarities to the other great apes than any other species on earth.
2007-05-17 07:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to read The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Evidence is presented. You cannot deny what is there. Next.
2007-05-17 07:07:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, your canned flying spaghetti monster was merely an imperfect physical representation of the original. The authentic FSM only appears to those having unquestioning faith in the sacred marinara and belief in the power of parmesan.
RAmen
2007-05-17 07:14:33 · answer #6 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since when did not believing in God have anything to do with monkeys? The spaghetti will fly once you "really" believe in it.
2007-05-17 07:05:03 · answer #7 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
and if a scientist finds a way of making a tin of spaghetti fly?
2007-05-17 07:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by purplepeace59 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest wearing a pirate costume the next time you fling spaghetti off the balcony. Then He will see you are a pirate, and He will be glad, and He will reveal himself to you!
RAmen!
2007-05-17 07:10:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you believe in the bible? thats your opinion. But believing the bible is really dumb, when you can walk on water then you e-mail me because, as much as you dont want to hear it...the bible is a myth! Now if you read the russian bible, jewish, chinese ect. they all have something differnt to talk about. Now if "god" is so real then s is the statues in egypt! they just come alive when we sleep. wake up kid, this system has you by the balls!
2007-05-17 07:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by medinagotit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL, are you a christian apologist? Sure sounds like it... come to the table with actual evidence and proof and people may consider your beliefs. Do you really think you have gained any points with a post such as this? Do you even know anything about history? biology? http://www.physorg.com/news97825267.html
2007-05-17 07:23:57 · answer #11 · answered by eshim906 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋