Chuck Norris vs GOD
2007-05-17 03:17:56 · 12 answers · asked by Chippewa 3 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
You sir are testing us.
This is a trick question.
Chuck Norris IS god.
Therefore this fight would continue on forever with chuck punching himself.
It would offer a new version of the philisophical question "can god create an object even god can't lift"?
"can chuck hit hard enough to knock himself out as no one can knock him out".
2007-05-17 08:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would get to the ring, pull the referee aside and ask if there was a REAL challenger he could fight. "god" would leave, weeping softly, knowing that he was bested even before he stepped in the ring. That is how things would go.
2007-05-17 10:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris couldn't beat God at a fight, but he does beat the almighty at golf.
2007-05-17 10:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by phi_1350 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The fight would go on for eons, ravaging the universe. Once Chuck and God realize there can't be a winner, they'd stop, shake hands and declare it a draw.
2007-05-17 13:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by Frank the tank 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chuck by default. God wouldn't bother himself with such petty things.
2007-05-17 10:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Shienaran 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is gay and so are people who make all these dumb jokes about him
2007-05-17 10:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
yea i'm pretty sure you just need to get a life.
good luck with that my friend.
And by the way,God would win,He all ready has.
2007-05-17 10:30:15 · answer #7 · answered by ninpo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What kind of question is that don't asks a question like that again.
2007-05-17 10:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh my gawd!
GOD would you fool!
God has lighting in his fingers.
2007-05-18 02:40:47 · answer #9 · answered by Leather 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
dee dee dee!
2007-05-17 16:16:54 · answer #10 · answered by John H 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋