After reading about the dead rat and vomit I remembered;
The old lady who stopped coming to church
so the preacher went to her house and asked why whe
hadn't been to service
As he sat she got up to take some meds and replied I
have a serious mouth infection and it's a bloody mess
He just happened to notice some peanuts on the coffee table and began to eat them He said to her whered you find these
large peanuts on the table they have a peculiar taste to them
She replied oh those,? I could only suck the chocolate off
1Cor 13:13
2007-05-17 03:07:17 · 11 answers · asked by manoman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....still funny!!!
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."
2007-05-17 03:11:28 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ok thats a 2/10 joke
2007-05-17 10:10:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that i will ever touch another peanut again haha thats really gross
2007-05-17 10:10:31 · answer #3 · answered by nicole j 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuck. I've heard that one before....but YUCK!
2007-05-17 10:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jessie P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWW.
dirty bird.
i holla ;}
2007-05-17 10:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is sOoO disgusting!!!!
but yet very comical
2007-05-17 10:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by Rissa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-05-17 10:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by 2341 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hm.. ok.. i'll live with that..
2007-05-17 10:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by creed_crackers 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww!!!
2007-05-17 12:18:20 · answer #9 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew ! sick ...
2007-05-17 10:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Bri-anna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋