There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £95, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
2007-05-17 00:47:58 · 16 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from
the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter
was opened. It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was £5 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.
2007-05-17 00:48:41 · update #1
LMFAO..........!
Absolutely blinding.......
lololol
2007-05-17 01:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-05-17 07:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sonell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is enough to make the day a good one.
2007-05-17 08:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh bless the ungrateful old bag
2007-05-17 07:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! lol! 10!
2007-05-17 07:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol don't think she'll be getting her next pension
2007-05-17 09:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Quinn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooer thah jus aint funnii !!
2007-05-17 09:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by baybii_bekkie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend you have to be care full.
lord wll send you to hell if you do not obey his orders.
never mind we are going to go their any way.
2007-05-17 08:37:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok next what cannot stop laughing over this.
2007-05-17 07:57:44 · answer #9 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great joke. (have a star)
2007-05-17 11:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋