The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Jack or Jill. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Jill came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: " Jill, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like sh*t."
2007-05-17 00:41:29 · 11 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes yes yes.
2007-05-17 00:50:01 · answer #1 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its like the old Max Miller joke about meeting a naked girl on a narrow ledge "I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off"
2007-05-17 07:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by alan P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl!!! i actually got it after reading it 3 times!!!!
2007-05-17 07:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by mumof3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it tuk me a while tah get it buh its aiite [[bbrrraaappp]]
2007-05-17 08:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by baybii_bekkie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-05-17 08:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-05-17 07:46:24 · answer #6 · answered by na 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha great play on words:::::
2007-05-17 07:45:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, good one
2007-05-17 07:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by nuk_su_kow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he he he he he
2007-05-17 07:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl... good one
2007-05-17 07:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by lonepiper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋