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NO ? Could it be that you know very well it doesnt exist?

2007-05-16 20:32:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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lol... funny question and wording of it...

God probably isn't hungry for a double cheeseburger, fries and 40 oz. Diabetes drink. He'd rather have a lamb sacrificed.

2007-05-16 20:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Frank 6 · 1 0

God would not care for pizza and caffeine-free Diet Coke that I often consume, or for other food and drink. He has no need of such food, since He is no longer in a physical body.

However, God (Jesus, the second person of the Trinity) has invited me to eat His body and drink His blood, which I do a couple of times a week in the eucharist (communion). I used to think it was cannibalism, but the eucharist is so calming and helpful that I do not care anymore.

I also go to visit Jesus exposed as a piece of bread in a monstrance (glass-covered case) for an hour a week. Jesus asked His apostles to stay awake with him for an hour in the Garden of Gethsemane, so I try to comply.

2007-05-17 03:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by Katheryn G 3 · 1 1

LOL...I am a slim American with 3 kids and I don't have to invite God to dinner he gave me the meal and at the table with me... and I thank him for the meal I'm about to eat for the nurishment of my body before I eat! Not a religious question, but I got a good laugh.

2007-05-17 03:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by Lil_MissVal 3 · 1 0

If you do not believe in God, then why are you in a spirituality and religion question room? Why do you waste your time here? I understand that you do have the freedom of speech. I think you made your point.

2007-05-17 04:08:53 · answer #4 · answered by Kristenite’s Back! 7 · 1 0

Dang dude
Fat Americans
Jeez look in the mirror and point out your faults, you sit behind your computer protected and talk your Rhetoric OK
and God is sitting beside me now
He is after all my Co-Pilot

2007-05-17 03:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle 7 · 1 0

Yes I even offered him a cup of coffee. The liquid did not disappear but the flavor did. Wonder about that.

2007-05-17 03:53:45 · answer #6 · answered by Bullfrog21 6 · 0 0

I invited Jesus to live in my heart. And now He does, so in a way He goes to dinner with me.

2007-05-17 03:42:44 · answer #7 · answered by The Rock & Roll Doctor 6 · 1 0

some people just cannot live without hurting other people and without being rude. you seem to be one of them. And for your information I am not fat at all. But I am human.

2007-05-17 03:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What does this have to do with belief in God?

2007-05-17 03:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you are a trouble maker! what happened to your name again?

didn't we talk about that before??

2007-05-17 03:41:38 · answer #10 · answered by slaveof12gods 5 · 0 0

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