funny or no jokes at all i thought that was the point?
2007-05-16 16:32:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Maybe, but I do have an interesting fact for you: If you lined up all lawyers end-to-end around the equator, we'd all be a lot better off.
But on the other hand, I have different fingers.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until they start talking.
2007-05-16 16:38:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was wondering that myself. When first came here there were alot of riddles, which I love to try to solve. Now there are few of those. Maybe all the riddles have been asked...lol. As for the jokes, it seems if you come here at certain times of the day there is several jokes(funny or not).
So basically...good question
2007-05-17 00:08:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ann 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you entering into the site properly furevernly? Here I got a joke for ya.
There was a blonde and redhead sitting at the bar having a drink when the 6:00 news came on with footage of a man on top of a highrise threatening to jump....committing suicide.
The redhead says to the blonde, "I bet you $50.00 he jumps" The blonde said, "I bet you he doesnt." The redhead said, "Oh really, then lets make this more interesting, I bet you $100.00 that he does". The blonde thought about it for a few seconds then says, "Your on! I bet you he doesnt!" A minute passed then sure enough the man DOES jump...committing suicide. The blonde says, "OH MAN!" and starts digging in her purse for the money. The redhead says, "Put your money away. I have a confession to make. I knew he was going to jump. I seen this same footage on the 5:00 news just an hour ago." The blonde said, "Well I did too but I didnt think he'd be STUPID ENOUGH to do it again!"
Hope you enjoyed.
:o)
2007-05-16 23:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WellI guess the yokes, on you. Get it, the yokes on you.
Hay, you asked the question and it's is a riddle to ponder, or is it just a question?
So why did you ask it in the Joke & Riddle section?
2007-05-16 23:47:05 · answer #4 · answered by tom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"cos ppl who are capable of cracking jokes prefer to do it in front of a big audience. THey prefer immediate response. They do not have time for this section here.
2007-05-17 07:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad no one tells new jokes anymore but keep searching at 3 am here i've read some good ones
2007-05-16 23:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋