Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they
stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off
her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my
panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties...".
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her *** that read, "We will never forget you".
2007-05-16 14:06:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-16 14:13:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA impressive heres one for you we've been given advised the different day - a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to declare 2 words each seven years. After the 1st seven years, the elders deliver him in and ask for his 2 words. “chilly flooring,” he says. They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they create him returned in and ask for his 2 words. He clears his throats and says, “undesirable nutrition.” They nod and deliver him away. Seven extra years bypass. they create him in for his 2 words. “I cease,” he says. “That’s no longer wonderful,” the elders say. “You’ve completed no longer something yet ***** because you purchased right here.”
2016-12-29 07:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was funny you get a star from me
2007-05-16 15:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by amw_willimas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truely tasteless
2007-05-16 14:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 star 4 u ;)!!!
2007-05-16 14:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by Da Master of Da Rko PAC OFC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the joke but read it too many times
2007-05-16 15:01:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give you 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars if I could but I can't so I gave you 1 lol great joke where did you get it it was hilarious now I can tell it to friends thank you soooooooo much!!!!!!!=D
2007-05-16 14:41:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol you definitely get a star form me!
2007-05-16 14:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by purple9815 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One star comming your way LOL :^)
2007-05-16 14:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by tinker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i added a star!
2007-05-16 14:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋