2007-05-16 12:58:10 · 12 answers · asked by MMMM 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So THAT'S what my Daddy had! He used to snore through the services every week, until my mother finally stopped forcing him to go.
The only known treatment is to stay home and read the Sunday paper.
2007-05-16 13:02:02 · answer #1 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Atheism
2007-05-16 13:01:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sit with somebody with VERY sharp elbows!!! In fact, I need just such a treatment every Sunday myself!! lol
2007-05-16 13:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a more exciting church. i used the black gospel church around the corner from my catholic church. when i was a kid i'd sneak in instead of going to my church. it was so great! lots of singing and shouting and testifying. great fun. the music was better too.you jusy need to find a church that excites you.
2007-05-16 13:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink coffee before you listen to the sermon.
2007-05-16 13:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by tonks_op 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, stay home and watch the game. It's more interesting and you don't even have to leave the couch.
2007-05-16 13:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am unaware of any law requiring you or anyone else to attend church. Just don't go,duh.
2007-05-16 13:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by Galahad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep, there sure is, infact, i use to have the CSN the priest would walk down to the pew i was sitting in and wack my forehead with his bible.
2007-05-16 13:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sister Matylda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tried coffee?
2007-05-16 13:01:04 · answer #9 · answered by Aldo the Apache 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stop going to chruch and start going on hikes in the mountains.
2007-05-16 13:09:34 · answer #10 · answered by magdalena gnosthelema 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋