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I would wish for all the fine women in heaven to line up and have sex with me. ahhhHH Heaven.

2007-05-16 12:45:41 · 12 answers · asked by fat boy 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Good for you - you have dreams!

Unfortunately, though, I do not think heaven will grant you that wish.

2007-05-16 12:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by rattlesnake1221 3 · 0 0

Heaven grants wishes as effectively as Santa gives presents.

2007-05-16 19:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wishes are someting of the flesh...
to be simple we wish something to fill a need.
In the new Jerusalem, or Heaven, there will be no need, being in the presence of God will fill our souls with all that it may ever want.

2007-05-16 19:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by FREDERIC L 2 · 0 0

Bring a lot of money, go to Las Vegas. You might not make it to heaven; so, get the sure thing. You do not need to die to enjoy.

2007-05-16 19:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0 0

fat boy lower yoyur styandards
you talk of hell
realise where you want to be know the right name for it

but yes in heaven all wishes are granted [you learn in hell not to wish for the foolish things of the flesh]

2007-05-16 19:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

im sorry, but that is sad.
and yes, heaven does grant all wishes by the will of god.
try getting there first.
go cleanse your mind, and purify your soul.

2007-05-16 19:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by beauty queen's in need 1 · 1 0

i think you're confusing heaven with genies. common mistake. you need a magic lamp. and probably some better social skills to get that wish.

2007-05-16 19:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

convert to Islam, and sacrifice yourself to kill infidels.

you will either get your wish, or won't know the difference.

Personally- I'm in favor of life before death.
Try internet dating first.

2007-05-16 19:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Morey000 7 · 0 0

2 Timothy tells it all read. Flee the desires of your youth! Do not have nothing to do with foolish and stupid arguments,because they produce quarrels.Those who oppose should be gently instructed.

2007-05-16 19:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0 0

DUDE MY NAME IS FATBOY!!!!
YOU AND ME THINK ALOT ALIKE!
Anyway, heaven doesn't grant immediate whishes. Satan does. Just sell your soul to him and denounce the name of God and everything you want is yours. Except forgiveness

2007-05-16 19:51:04 · answer #10 · answered by Fatboy 3 · 0 1

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