there was two nuns and a vicar...
the first nun who was 60 would give the vicar a bath every nightas she has done for 40 years...but one night she wasn't able to so she asked the other nun who was about 20 to give him his bath. she said okay what do i need to do??
The nun replied well you must do everything he says but never look under the bubbles.
The next day the second nun wals in with a smile on her face all happy. The first nun asks 'what are you so happy about?'
the second nun replies 'well im going to heaven?' the fist nun says 'well how do you know that?'
The second nun replies 'well last night the vicar said to me 'if my key fits your lock then you will go to heaven' ans indeed it did fit'
The first nun [annoyed] replies 'and for 40 years he told me it was a tenor horn and i have to blow it'
what do you think? star if you like...***
2007-05-16 10:35:46 · 3 answers · asked by alexandra 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles