I get harrased all the time by my family for being a NASCAR fan, so I get these jokes all the time
NASCAR Samaritans
There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a race, when they see an accident on the side of the road so they pull over! They go to help the victim, but they realize she is naked, so they take off their hats. The first guy was a Earnhardt fan, and put his hat over her left breast. The second guy was a Elliot fan, and put it over her right breast!! The last guy was a Waltrip fan, and put his hat over her crotch.
When the police arrived, the officer looks at the girl and goes to evaluate. He first picks up the Earnhardt hat, puts it back down and writes something down. He does the same with the Elliot hat. Then he picks up the Waltrip hat and puts it down then picks it up again. He does this several times until the Waltrip fan says, "What are you? Some kind of pervert?"
The officer replies, "No, I just usually find an asshole under one of these hats."
2007-05-16 10:01:50 · 15 answers · asked by shortnstoudt 4 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
Sometimes you just gotta laugh at a good one.
2007-05-16 10:02:18 · update #1
Oh gosh I just noticed they didn't bleep the A#$%^%^ part! Sorry guys I thought that would be blanked out!
2007-05-16 10:06:58 · update #2
Thats the best joke since NASCAR let Toyotas race.
2007-05-16 16:43:00 · answer #1 · answered by blakree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the only NASCAR joke I have There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a race, when they see an accident on the side of the road so they pull over! They go to help the victim, but they realize she is naked, so they take off their hats. The first guy was a Earnhardt fan, and put his hat over her left breast. The second guy was a Elliot fan, and put it over her right breast!! The last guy was a Waltrip fan, and put his hat over her crotch. When the police arrived, the officer looks at the girl and goes to evaluate. He first picks up the Earnhardt hat, puts it back down and writes something down. He does the same with the Elliot hat. Then he picks up the Waltrip hat and puts it down then picks it up again. He does this several times until the Waltrip fan says, "What are you? Some kind of pervert?" The officer replies, "No, I just usually find an asshole under one of these hats."
2016-05-20 00:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL too funny you two I needed a laugh
2007-05-16 15:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bad but funny
2007-05-17 03:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by schnauz2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, thats good =D
2007-05-16 10:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by shaggy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it. Good joke.
2007-05-16 13:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by car8jr fan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess we DO agree on something after all.
2007-05-16 12:59:04 · answer #7 · answered by Nunya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
What do Dale Earnhart and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall!
2007-05-16 10:09:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Hey that was pretty good I liked yours too Dave T.
2007-05-16 10:14:10 · answer #9 · answered by AUNT BIGGEST CARL EDWARDS FAN 99 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i hope u dont get reported 4 saying a*hole :-)
2007-05-16 10:05:37 · answer #10 · answered by secksie scoob;-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋