2007-05-16 08:41:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
One evening, as I was out to dinner with a very beautiful young woman, I bit into a breadstick and one of my teeth, upon which I had had a root canal, broke off and fell onto the plate.
I never had the nerve to call her again.
2007-05-16 08:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I used to work at a grocery store and one day while walking through one of the register lanes a particularly attractive cashier bent over just as I passed by and I guess the stars were aligned with venus or something like that but the back of my hand brushed just so over her rear. I was shocked and embarressed and she at thought I had done so on purpose, we were friends so she didn't take too much offense but I still had no intention of doing that at the time nor would I ever
2007-05-16 16:11:18 · answer #2 · answered by terrorfex01 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all let me say I have a 1 year old niece and a 2 year old nephew that I have with me a lot. And when we are in the car together I will make sound affects, like errr when I turn the stirring wheel.
So anyways, I was on a first date with this guy and I just drove from one side of the parking lot to the other and when I made the turn out of the parking lot I made the errr sound affect. I was embarrassed and he just laughed and I then said did I say that out loud.
2007-05-16 15:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by Tab 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hit my head on the head board of the water bed WHILE losing my virginity. Seems like every "important" moment of my life is something out of a sitcom...while in 4-H, my Llama decided to roll around in the dirt in front of God and everyone at the fair. Just my luck. LOL
2007-05-16 17:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Water Witch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was on a first date with this guy. it was going very well. We were a little cafe place having coffee. I had just taken a sip as he concluded a very humerus joke. I couldn't help but laugh, and as i laughed i could feel the coffee coming out of my nose. My first instinct was to hide the fact that coffee was streaming out my nose. a difficult fact to hide, plus by this time i was about to break over into the laughing hysterically. i laid my face on the table. as what felt like as streams of coffee fell from my nose. it was a terrible mess. i will note that we didn't date long.
2007-05-16 17:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by sparkly fire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we were camping as part of a group of friends and i got a little drunker than i thought i was and headed into the bush for a quick pee. i made it back ou tonly to trip over a large tree root and fell face first i managed to not spill my beer but when i looked up he was right there looking down at me. i wanted to crawl back into teh trees and disappear. he cleaned up my scraped knees and almost 4 years later we are still together.
2007-05-16 16:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First night togther....Lights on... hot and heavy. He goes down and begins.... I need to sneeze and I am trying not to sneeze. So I try to hold it.. when I did, I farted..... YEP.. right in his face!
Thank goodness, he just laughed and said, I'll return the favor some day! LOL
2007-05-16 16:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by me a 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I cried once when I thought I was losing her. It wasn't a p#ssy cry, either, it was one of those didn't-see-it-coming-uncontrollable-venting-of-emotion cries. She kinda figured I liked her after that, but I was embarrassed.
2007-05-16 15:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
pee'd the bed after our one night stand.
2007-05-16 15:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Dick Richards 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i coughed and farted
or maybe i farted and coughed
2007-05-16 15:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋