One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. "My wife," the man replied. "I'm sorry," said Bill. "What happened to her?" "My dog bit her and she died." Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well." Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I borrow your dog?" To which the man replied, "Get in line.”
2007-05-16 07:51:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I haven't heard that one before but if you know the guy with the dog then can you give him my e-mail address ( and make it quick)
2007-05-16 08:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by The Woman Behind the Man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic as usual Honey Thank You ... I posted that story
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2007-05-16 14:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a new one.
2007-05-16 15:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. It's the first one I've read today that I haven't heard yet. Keep them coming.
2007-05-16 15:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by hurler14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm joining the club, I want to use that dog.
2007-05-16 14:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice. I have not heard that one before. Star to you.
2007-05-16 14:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by YouWishYouWereMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-05-16 16:58:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-16 17:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a star too cute!
2007-05-16 17:04:23 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda Kasual 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I borrow the dog when there done? ;)
2007-05-16 21:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋