Maybe they are too cocky to admit they are like 1000 years late for the rapture.
"Should we go now Dad?"
God looks at his broken watch.
"Not according to my watch......."
2007-05-16 07:32:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They won't be late. The rapture will happen right on time. Check out the first link below.
2007-05-19 22:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That which doesn't exist can't be fallable! The whole pretext of "god" is based on the fact that it can't be true anyway. If ya ask me (which you DID, indirectly), the "rapture" exists only in the imagination of the imaginer.
SO, if somebody TOLD the guy that his stuff is jakked, he'd fix it, realize that the Rapture is LONG overdue, then *POOF*. We all snuff out, like a bug in a zapper.
2007-05-16 14:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by gorbasche2 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he will come like a thief in the night. That means no watches, I think alot of robbery is sort of spontaneous. Jesus will just get a wild hair and come back. What it actually says to me is as long as people are jumping up and down Jesus is coming Jesus is coming hes not going to show up. Because the robbers doing come if you are holding all night vigils.
2007-05-16 14:40:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
By whose account are people late? There is no time set in stone for the people who follow Christianity for the rapture. It is spectulated, which you are doing. If you do not believe in this faith, which you have the right not to, why condemn it?
2007-05-16 14:49:51 · answer #4 · answered by chris 2k 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is NOT so funny. That IS so dangerous. I would be very careful if I were you. Don't delibertly "rock your boat". You might just fall overboard. God's watch is in perfect time with the happenings on good ole Mother Earth. Wait and see. Pops
2007-05-16 14:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by Pops 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is not limited to time. We are the ones bound by time, not Him. Beside, no one knows when the time shall be, but it is soon.
I feel so sorry for all those who do not believe. When it finally happens they will still not believe, and that is such a tragedy... then one day all will know that they were wrong; when they all will bow down before God and say "I am sorry have mercy on me" and He will say "I never knew you!"
2007-05-16 14:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kythrol 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gods watch has not stopped, we measure time very differently, The Scripture are being full filled so much so ,to the exact words.
2007-05-16 14:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This question is authored by one more person who hasn't read the Bible . Just pick up an NIV open the first page and read to the end . God bless you .
2007-05-16 14:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by opinionated 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would God have a need for a watch?
2007-05-16 14:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by Double O 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
can u e-mail me about this?? becuz i am confused... what are you talking about? 1000 years late for rapture?? what do umean?
2007-05-16 14:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Darce 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋