English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

Every year he comes through big time. He’s very good to my sweetie too.

Why are we talking about Christmas in the middle of May?

2007-05-16 07:08:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

I was cool with Santa til he tried to take a few too many cookies.

2007-05-16 07:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ummm...because Santa is a good guy. A bit hypocritical, wouldn't you say? Ohhh...if it's the middle of May; it's not Santa, then. He doesn't work in May. Maybe it's Atheist Al.

2007-05-16 07:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe you should check your credit card statements more thoroughly.

And why not talk about Christmas in May? Or August? Or March for that matter? Where does it say, even in the fine print, that we can't talk about Christmas except from Thanksgiving 'til New Year's?

2007-05-16 07:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0 0

Santa likes people with brains. We should enjoy the virtues of Christmas every day of the year.

2007-05-16 07:12:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

(Christmas is a fun time, so you can talk about it year round!)

Santa brinsg you the coolest presents because you're a cool dude.

2007-05-16 07:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 0 0

I know!!! I must have been either very, very good...or very, very bad!!! I got a $100 gift card to Starbucks in my stocking...and it's already spent...lol!

I don't know why that person asked a Christmas question in May...but I believe it is part of our drinking game so I hope you took a drink... ;)

2007-05-16 07:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1 0

Santa is an atheist
I dont think Jesus likes others doing miracles like flying in a sleigh.

2007-05-16 07:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You are members of God's very own family, citizens of God's country, and you belong in God's household with every other Christian. The Bible knows nothing of solitary saints or spiritual hermits isolated from other believers and deprived of fellowship. The Bible says we are put together, joined together, built together, members together, heirs together, fitted together, and held together, and will be caught up together.

2007-05-16 07:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Again, whaddup Grim?

I'm figuring that if you can wrap your brain around a millions or billions of year old earth, Santa Claus should be no stretch for you either.

2007-05-16 07:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Soundtrack to a Nightmare 4 · 0 3

I think you meant Satan, not Santa. Satan can bring you goodies all year long if he wants!

2007-05-16 07:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers