How come when I requested Dave Stark to join the Military he looked at me like I was from outer space?

Answer 1

Now here's a lie I can confront immediately.

A) We have never met face to face.

B) You have never asked me to join the military.

C) I retired in 2003 after 28 years in the US Army. I will be in the Retired Reserves for another 6 years before being fully retired.

D) Even if I tried to go back in, the military wouldn't take me any more because I've DONE MY TIME, and I'm now too old to serve except under the most extreme of national emergencies.

E) If you actually had the stones (which I sincerely doubt) to get in my face and ask me that question, you'd have to go searching for them, along with your fingers, in five different states after I'd finished with you.

I have my retired ID, and my DD214 to back me up. What about you, erudite? Do you have any proof whatsoever that you ever served, as you claim? Any buddies who could point to you and say, "Yeah, there we was, me and erudite, shoulder to shoulder and backs to the wall at the Alamo!" I have a whole list of friends who can vouch for me, many of whom are STILL on active duty.

You are the most obnoxious liar I have ever run across, and you wonder why it is that I am so hard on you???? You represent every loathsome and despicable trait in every duplicitous coward I've ever met.

Answer 2

Go Dave Go!

There's nothing like seeing a hearty helping of humble pie being served where it's justly deserved.

Answer 3

Because he peobably thought, "who are you to request such a thing"!