first one to guess the right answer gets the points or maybe the funniest!
2007-05-16 05:34:55 · 25 answers · asked by smee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
didn't think it wud be so much fun you're all sadly wrong the correct answer is indian of course guess the funniest wins x
2007-05-16 09:39:41 · update #1
neck jokes
The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old.
You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.
You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug.
The strongest smell in your house is butane.
Your dog passes gas and you claim it.
You think paprika is a Third World country.
None of your shirts cover your stomach.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
2007-05-16 05:41:25 · answer #1 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-05 04:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Carpet
Red Arrows (the planes)
Did I get it right?? If not I got 2 points for guessing
2007-05-16 06:20:56 · answer #3 · answered by missthong2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Adair - the famous fireman
http://www.redadair.com/index.html
2007-05-16 05:39:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red roses for a blue lady.
2007-05-16 05:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red Bull, it gives you wingssssssss
~April~
2007-05-16 05:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by April E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is blank one of the wrds cos if so
red hippos blank out (in comas)
ok so am not in mst inventiv mood bt will this do
2007-05-16 05:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by I love Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Red blanket?
Blood?
2007-05-16 05:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by *Ash* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rover?
2007-05-16 05:38:23 · answer #9 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
red wine.... maybe not that funny but the song will be stuck in my head forever
2007-05-16 06:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by Fiducia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋