1) What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's "pasture" bedtime!!!
2) What do cows like to do for fun?
They like to go to the "Moo-vies"
2007-05-16 05:17:13 · 5 answers · asked by phanti 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All silly cow jokes have been brought to you by my 5 year old nephew!!!!
2007-05-16 05:25:15 · update #1
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2007-05-16 05:27:10 · answer #1 · answered by John Q. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly Cow Jokes
2016-12-15 12:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was utterly ridiculous
hahahahaha lol
you get it right...utter.....
2007-05-16 05:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
]:38:[
2007-05-16 05:21:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2015-07-26 04:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by trevor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋