The green banana?

Question

A bus conductar sees a man jumping on his bus so pulls the bell and the man falls off, killing him.

The conductor was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death by electricution.

He's asked for any last requests and he says 'I'll have a green banana.'
He eats the banana and then they strap him in and pull the switch. He shivers and say blurr! but does not die.

They are amazed by this but have to let him go because it's policy. He then goes back to work as a conductor.

The first day back a man agains jumps on the bus and the conductor pulls the bell and the man falls off and is killed.

Another trial another guilty verdict and another death by electricution sentence.

He's asked any last requests? ' I'll have a green banana.'

He eats it and is straped in and the switch pulled and he shivers and goes blurr! But he doesn't die and so they have to let him go as it's police, but they are amazed and say we've never had this and never twice, off you go.

So back to work, another man jumps on bus and falls offand is killled. Another guilty verdice another death by electricution sentence. Another green banana aniother shiver and blur but still alive. They start to suspect something by this point and say look police is we have to leave you go but what's your secret? He say's I'm just a bad conductor! For those who dont get it. He was a bus conductor. Electricty needs a conductor.

To Someone - it's a joke not factually correct!

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For those that read it while half finished - I had to go back and edit as there was not enough room.

Answer 1

hahahaha Oh man I cant believe so many people dont like this joke. That's great. I also can't beleive that people still dont get it after you explained it.

Answer 2

Memo to; Little 'Yellow Turd'

From: 'Redmonk'

Dear little 'yellow turd' your joke was pathetic you need therapy and a good man, have you ever dated a man who is as knowledgeable about bananas as you. Let me tell you there are men on this site who can strip a banana skin in 0.003 seconds, now can you do that? Your about to say you can, think again 'yellow turd you are heading for a confrontation with the men on this site. I mean look at Woody's cryptic answer, ''am I missing something here'' every married man knows what that means (CRYPTIC ANS ''Ill KILL YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS SAY ANOTHER WORD'' and she's on your side. My dear 'little yellow turd' repent and tell woody and all the other females on this site , it was only a banana joke and had no real meaning. the men lie in wait to ambush you at the first hurdle but yellow turd, not Redmonk he is on your side and will not break wind until sunset.

ATB Red.

Answer 3

is half this joke missing?

EDIT - lol, not bad. did that last part take 4 1/2 minutes to write out then?

Answer 4

If he was a bad conductor he would have been electrocuted. Since he is a good conductor he was not.

Answer 5

Boom Boom.6/10.

Answer 6

bad conductor. worse joke teller.

Answer 7

good one..
dont know y so many people either didnt like it or didnt understand it...

Answer 8

I must be missing something here

Answer 9

oh,I get it now,not bad

Answer 10

what the