A man walks into a tattoo parlor and goes up to the artist and asks him if he could get a tattoo on his pen!s.
Shocked, the tatoo artist says to the man "What kind of tattoo would you want on your member?"
"A hundred dollar bill" says the man.
Confused, the tattoo artist says "Why the Hell would you want a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your pen!s???"
"So my wife can blow a hundred bucks whenever she wants!"
Ba dum bum
2007-05-16 02:34:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-16 02:47:57 · update #1
lol i love it i would love to blow a hundred
2007-05-16 02:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Heres one in return.
A man loved his wife so much that he wanted to do something special for her. So, he decided to do something that only his wife could appreciate and no one else. He went to a tattoo parlor and have the words 'I love you' tattooed on his penis. When he go home, he was very excited to see his wife's expression so he immediately called out to his wife and told her he had a surprise for her. Curious, she demanded to see it at once. He then showed her his tattoo on the penis and his wife immediately shouted: 'Dont you ever put words into my mouth!'
2007-05-16 09:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by Vico 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-16 09:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by dreamsncrystalvisions 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that but its just not the same i would rather the 100 bucks
2007-05-16 10:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-16 09:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love the penis jokes.
2007-05-16 10:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's funny. That was cute.
2007-05-16 09:55:29 · answer #7 · answered by Me~Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
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why do women like circumcized men?
they like 10% off anything
2007-05-16 09:37:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-16 09:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by Fook you 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one =]
2007-05-16 10:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋