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Mum and Dad liked the names Frank and Sam so much they called their twin sons Frank Sam and Sam Frank. During their lives they did everything together. One night they crashed their car and died. Unfortunately Sam Frank was sent to hell, whilst Frank Sam went to heaven.
After a year Frank Sam (who could see into hell) said to St Peter- I'm fed up sitting just playing this harp whilst my brother is down in hell having a great time- wine women and song -is this all there is.
St Peter replies that once a year he can have any wish , so Frank Sam asks if he can visit his brother in hell. His wish is granted, on the condition he is back by midnight, and off he goes to see his brother who by now has a bar. They have a great time drinking and dancing in the disco.
Frank Sam realises that its midnight and scurries back up to heaven. St Peter sees him in a terrible state- cassock torn and halo askew. He asks him where his harp is.; Oh no he replies I've left my harp in Sam Franks disco???!!

2007-05-16 01:48:06 · 10 answers · asked by allbut21 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

i ashamed to say it took me a while to get this one....had to say it a couple of times to myself!!!

very good one though x :o)

2007-05-16 01:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by tizzy 5 · 0 0

To be Frank, that was a Hellish joke

2007-05-16 01:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0 0

lol thats funnny 10/10

2007-05-16 02:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0 0

just horrible! back to the drawing board for you!

2007-05-16 01:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by John Redcorn 4 · 1 0

you owe me those two minutes of my life back.

2007-05-16 02:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by dave w 5 · 0 0

cool

2007-05-16 02:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

funny

2007-05-16 01:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0 1

you are hillerious!! keep em coming

2007-05-16 01:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

CUTE

2007-05-16 05:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by Shrimpboat 3 · 0 0

i dont get it.

2007-05-16 01:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by jenrulz13 4 · 0 0

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