Mum and Dad liked the names Frank and Sam so much they called their twin sons Frank Sam and Sam Frank. During their lives they did everything together. One night they crashed their car and died. Unfortunately Sam Frank was sent to hell, whilst Frank Sam went to heaven.
After a year Frank Sam (who could see into hell) said to St Peter- I'm fed up sitting just playing this harp whilst my brother is down in hell having a great time- wine women and song -is this all there is.
St Peter replies that once a year he can have any wish , so Frank Sam asks if he can visit his brother in hell. His wish is granted, on the condition he is back by midnight, and off he goes to see his brother who by now has a bar. They have a great time drinking and dancing in the disco.
Frank Sam realises that its midnight and scurries back up to heaven. St Peter sees him in a terrible state- cassock torn and halo askew. He asks him where his harp is.; Oh no he replies I've left my harp in Sam Franks disco???!!
2007-05-16
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