I am looking for a woman that likes chocolate and is between the ages of 18 and 80.
Do you like chocolate?
Also, I like to fingerpaint. THE END
P.S. You must also have five fingers on each hand. I have high standards and I don't want the turkeys we draw with our hands to look funny.
2007-05-15
23:02:16
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Mutant turkeys scare me.
2007-05-15
23:02:31 ·
update #1
Women between 18 and 80 ONLY. If you are 81 then you are too old and you are dumb and I hate you and your stupid face unless you own a chocolate/fingerpainting factory.
Then it's all gravy.
2007-05-15
23:12:50 ·
update #2