There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,"I chewed up all my masters shoes, and that's why I'm here".
The next dog said,"I peed on my masters £1000 rug".
The next dog then comes in and say's,"My master is a female and she likes to clean house in the nude, so when she bent over to pick up something, I went for the ride of a life time!".
"And that's why you're here?" asked the other dogs. "No, I'm getting my nails clipped."
2007-05-15 20:46:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have a star on me,well done you!
2007-05-15 22:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by traceyandjames 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 02:14:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go on since you asked so nicely, you can be the very first person to get a star of me. 10/10
2007-05-15 20:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by Firefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She bent over and Rover took over
2007-05-15 21:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by pappatoad2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sharp for this time in the morning, well done good one.
2007-05-15 20:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by debray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe giggles!
2007-05-15 20:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah not worth a star
2007-05-15 21:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
real funny ha ha you got a star, silver fox
2007-05-15 20:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by aidanj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! made me smile too so it got a star from me!
2007-05-15 21:30:52 · answer #9 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah..That's funny...Thanks for the laughs..
2007-05-15 21:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by ..pAniC aTTacks.. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋